she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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