is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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