i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
