I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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