it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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