I'm drive I can fine osifer
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
