Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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