we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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