he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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