My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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