I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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