idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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