The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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