theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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