That's intense
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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