onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
