If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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