Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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