you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
it glows. i had to have it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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