The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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