champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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