Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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