You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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