In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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