Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
