He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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