do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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