I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
