READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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