About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have post one night stand depression
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