is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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