If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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