you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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