I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I got inside last night via doggy door
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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