I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how can u be prego again
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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