He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
