I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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