I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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