Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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