I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
