am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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