On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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