I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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