My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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