hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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