Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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