My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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