This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
well you can't waste a boner
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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