your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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