i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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