life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I enjoy the company of your penis
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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