Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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