What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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