go do what you do best...puke behind churches
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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