You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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