Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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